Schwartz new CNO

For Immediate Release
Frank Schwartz inks deal with Ritz Productions.  San Francisco, CA May 14, 2010

Ritz Productions Inc announced today the hiring of Franklin J. Schwartz as Chief Napping Officer. As CNO, Schwartz will be in charge of lying there and doing nothing, except occasionally barking at people out the window.
“We’re excited that someone of Frank’s caliber would be available to us," said CEO, Richard Smith. “ I think it validates what we’re trying to do here at Ritz.”
For Schwartz it is a return of sorts. From 2008-2009 he served as VP of Shedding before leaving to found the startup